Friday, April 3, 2015

Happy (SUPER LATE) April Fool's Day!

Hey everyone! Jess had some day on the first! Check it out!:)
Jess placed her baking soda on the table and got ready to bake cookies for her family.
"Two cups of flour," Jess muttered and poured two cups of flour into the bowl.
"Oh!" Jess cried when her elbow hit the sugar to the ground.
"Okay, now what next...? Mmmm, a tablespoon of baking soda. I just had the baking soda right around here..." Jess looked down at the ground. Where had it gone??
"WHERE is it?! I had it right here!!" Jess mumbled.
"Hm! Maybe I hadn't brought it in..." Jess said.
Jess left and grabbed some more baking soda.
"Okay, now the sugar."
"And the carrots..."
"And the special ingredient," Jess chuckled evilly to herself. Jess placed the cookie tin into the oven and set the timer.
Jess sat down on a chair and began flipping through a book while she waited for the timer.
Then she heard a beeping noise. Beep! Beep! Beep! It sounded like the timer, but she just put it on!
"Where's it coming from?!" Jess shouted, annoyed. Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
Jess searched underneath the table for a timer of sorts. Beep! Beep! Beep!
"Agh!" Jess cried as he hair caught on the table and was ripped out of the braid. Beep! Beep!
"WHERE'S THAT COMING FROM?!" Jess shouted.

"Is it in the flour?!" Jess cried and the flour bottle burst open from her grip and stray flour got into Jess's eye.
"AGH!" Jess shouted.
Jess's eye twitched and she rubbed at her eye. Beep! Beep! Beep!
BEEP! Beep! Beep! Beep! The real alarm beeped along with the beeping in her head and she ran to go get the cookies out of thee oven, her eye twitching the whole way there.
Jess grabbed the cookies and put them on the table. Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
"Hey, Jess! Woah! Are you okay??" Elizabeth cried as she saw Jess's messed up hair and twitching eye.
"Oh, uh nothing!" Beep! Beep! Beep! BEEP!!!
"Oh...Um..."
Suddenly, Jess's back began to itch like crazy! Jess fought to get her doll hands to reach the spot, but her hand couldn't reach it!! Beep! Beep! She couldn't bare it! Elizabeth looked at Jess's nose.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT BEEPING?!!!" Jess screamed and tried too scratch her back on the table. Elizabeth looked away from her nose, then back at it.
"What beeping?" Elizabeth replied coolly, still staring at her nose.
 "THE BEEPING!!! THE BEEPING!!!" Jess shouted, desperately scratching her back.
"WHAT IS ON MY NOSE!!!"
"Nothing's on your nose!" Elizabeth replied.
"YOU KEEP LOOKING AT MY NOSE!!!" BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEP!!
"I lost my baking soda!" Jess whispered, her eye twitching.
"I think you lost a lot more than you baking soda.." Elizabeth replied.
"I. AM NOT. CRAZY!!!!!" Jess screamed at the top of her lungs.
"HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!!" Eden, Adam, Sloan, Nikki, and Saige burst into the room.
Jess stood up and the beeping stopped.
"WE TOTALLY HAD YOU!" Nikki shouted, "YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE INSANE!!!"
"We set a beeper thing on you clothes so no matter where you went it would beep! We had a remote control wired to it!" Adam laughed.
"And all blue eyed 18" dolls planned to prank you!" Eden added.
"We got invisible itching powder from my friend, Chloe and we planted it on you!" Saige said.
"And Elizabeth kept looking at your nose to drive you even more crazy!" Sloan put in.
"Have some cookies, guys!" Jess said and gestured to the cookies.
The dolls all swarmed the table and munched on the cookies.
"Oh, Jess, these couchies--a bahf urnh!!" Eden said as the cookies stuck to her mouth.
"Justh!!!"
Everybody soon found out that the special ingredient was glue.
"JUSTHE!!!"
"Happy April Fool's Day!" Jess smirked and her eye twitched.
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-Emma-
What did you do for April Fool's Day?







 
 
 
 
 


5 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh! You made me giggle reading this! Great job, Em!

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  2. Haha, so funny! Poor Jess!

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  3. i love the way jess looks when she was being told the truth about the timer!

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