I'm here today with a post from Faye, so I'll just hand over the computer to her now....
Emma? Where is my chair? I'M STANDING! I DON'T STAND! GET ME MY CHAIR SO I CAN START YOUR POST!!!!
(My post?! This is your post! But fine. I'll get you your chair.)
Emma. This is not my chair. GET ME MY REAL CHAIR!!!
(What's the difference? It's still a cha-)
EVERYONE IS EXPECTING ME WITH THE SAME CHAIR.
Perfect. Thank you. I was wrong, Emma, you aren't as useless as you look.
NOW! Onto this post! I am here to bring down THE TRUTH!!! THE OFFICIAL WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A FAN GIRL. LET'S DO IT!!!
You find yourself making sounds such as- EEP! GAH!!! and asdfghjklaaaaaa!!!!!
Trust me. It's a sound. If you didn't know that, you're probably not a fangirl.
You cry. Over everything.
Character development, deaths, costumes, that characters tiny mole on the left side of their neck. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
FEELS. Similar to crying over everything...but different.
Feels will tear your heart and soul out leaving you breathless crying for MERCY, MERCY, which there is none. If you have never experienced the aching heartache of feels, take your bags and get on the next train to Normalville.
You MIIIIIIIGHT have more fandom shirts than "actual clothing".
MAC 'N' CHEESE!!!
Wait, WHAT IN THE SHIRE?!
Emma, I told you to make me five of these all with numbers on them!!
(i got hungry)
You have at least once spent your time stewing and hating your fandom. Most likely in your PJ's. Whilst eating comfort food. With a stuffed animal.
It is a truth that most people in the fandoms absolutely hate everything in their fandom 'bout 89.9995% of the time. You will suffer, but you will enjoy it.
I hope y'all fangirls enjoyed my post, but if you read it and said- I haven't done that, nope, nope, definitely not, maybe, but no -then YOU AREN'T A FANGIRL. SORRY.
Stay obsessed, kids.
Well. Some of those things I don't do, so I'm sure Faye is going to tell me I'm not a fangirl.
Anywhoo, I hope you liked the post!