Friday, September 16, 2016

Faye's Top Five Ways to Know You. Are. A. Fangirl.

Hi everyone!
I'm here today with a post from Faye, so I'll just hand over the computer to her now....
Emma? Where is my chair? I'M STANDING! I DON'T STAND! GET ME MY CHAIR SO I CAN START YOUR POST!!!!
(My post?! This is your post! But fine. I'll get you your chair.) 
Emma. This is not my chair. GET ME MY REAL CHAIR!!!
(What's the difference? It's still a cha-)
EVERYONE IS EXPECTING ME WITH THE SAME CHAIR.
(UGH! Fine.-.-) 
Perfect. Thank you. I was wrong, Emma, you aren't as useless as you look.
(Uhhhhh....)
NOW! Onto this post! I am here to bring down THE TRUTH!!! THE OFFICIAL WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE A FAN GIRL. LET'S DO IT!!! 
NUMBER ONE!
You find yourself making sounds such as- EEP! GAH!!! and asdfghjklaaaaaa!!!!!
Trust me. It's a sound. If you didn't know that, you're probably not a fangirl. 
NUMBER TWO!!!
You cry. Over everything. 
Character development, deaths, costumes, that characters tiny mole on the left side of their neck. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. 
NUMBER THREE!!!!
FEELS. FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS. 
FEELS. Similar to crying over everything...but different. 
Feels will tear your heart and soul out leaving you breathless crying for MERCY, MERCY, which there is none. If you have never experienced the aching heartache of feels, take your bags and get on the next train to Normalville. 
NUMBER FOURRR!!
You MIIIIIIIGHT have more fandom shirts than "actual clothing".
MAC 'N' CHEESE!!! 
Wait, WHAT IN THE SHIRE?!
Emma, I told you to make me five of these all with numbers on them!!
(...)
(...)
(i got hungry) 
Ack, fine.
Number FIVE!!
You have at least once spent your time stewing and hating your fandom. Most likely in your PJ's. Whilst eating comfort food. With a stuffed animal. 
It is a truth that most people in the fandoms absolutely hate everything in their fandom 'bout 89.9995% of the time. You will suffer, but you will enjoy it. 
I hope y'all fangirls enjoyed my post, but if you read it and said- I haven't done that, nope, nope, definitely not, maybe, but no -then YOU AREN'T A FANGIRL. SORRY.
Stay obsessed, kids.
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Well. Some of those things I don't do, so I'm sure Faye is going to tell me I'm not a fangirl.
*sigh*
Anywhoo, I hope you liked the post!
-Emma-
and
FAYYYEEEE!


32 comments:

  1. HAHAHA! This was AMAZING! XD XD XD

    Although I suppose I'm not a fangirl, LOL! XD If you can believe this, I actually have Never. Cried. In. A Book. Or a movie! I'm like, WAAAH?

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    1. LOL! Thanks! Oh wow! Seriously? You're just like me then! I don't really cry....ever....? But I do cry sometimes over books, never movies though, even if I've felt that throat feeling where it aches and stuff, you know? ;)
      -Emma-

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  2. Hahaha Faye you are extreme! I think a lot of those things happen for me internally so that people are not creeped out by me but sometimes it just slips out and I'm just like AGHKJKFDJSLSK!!! :D Great post!
    -Lydia
    Lydia's Dolls

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    1. She definitely is...;) I would say that internal fangirling counts as being a fan girl, Faye might not though...XD I'll make sure to tell her!;)
      -Emma-

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  3. I love this post! I'm a fangirl! I do cry some during books and movies but not very much!

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    1. She's so glad! That's great!;)
      -Emma-

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  4. I actually onley have ONE fandom shirt, and I wear it all the time. XD And I usually cry during a book or a movie, or ome really close to it, like: 'if i try to talk now, i will start crying.' for an example, Ivy, Thorin and me watched attack of the clones for the first time last night, and I came REALLY close to crying a couple times. and screaming. GIANT POISONIS CENTIPEDE BUGS. PLEASE DO NOT SHOW UP IN MY DREAMS. And I love, love, LOVE my fandoms! if I'm mad about something, I blame the auther. :p a little more about attack of the clones.... you know, anakin is really awkward. I was laughing at some parts he was so awkward. XD wow, that was long o_o
    Most crazily, ~Olive

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    1. *Faye gasps in the background* ONLY ONE FANDOM T-SHIRT??
      Oh, I get that!;)
      Yes, Anakin is sooo creepy sometimes!XD And totally awkward. Like, I always bust up at him!;)
      -Emma-

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  5. This is my life explained...LOL!

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    1. LOL! Faye is glad she could explain it for you.;)
      -Emma-

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  6. I haven't done all these things.... but I have cried over fictional characters. :) Fun post!
    <3 , IrishAG

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    1. Well, I'd consider you a fan girl then, Faye might not though...;) Thanks!:D
      -Emma-

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  7. Well, I have many ways of fan-girling, but I usually don't cry over EVERYTHING. But I have cried over maybe one or two books.... :) They're usually Star Wars....
    And I need more fandom shirts!!!
    Sometimes I enjoy the suffering, but other times I want to fast forward to all the good stuff, like Neverseen and ROGUE ONE!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! dflkajd;lkasjdf;sdfkjasdfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
    So, yes, you could say I'm a fangirl. XD

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    1. Star Wars books are the saddest....which ones have you read?:)
      Oh, yeah! I love to suffer in my fandoms, it's really weird, but I love cliffhangers and deaths and all that stuff. I love to just die in my fandom. ;D
      Definitely!;)
      -Emma-

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    2. A LOT!!! My family usually cleans out the library of them. :) In the kids section, at least. :) Some of my favorites are: Kenobi and The Jedi Path. :P

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  8. Why is December so far awaaaaaaaay!!!??? WAAAAHHHH!!!!

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    1. I DON'T KNOW!!!!! *cries with you*
      -Emma-

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  9. This post is hilarious! Faye has such a funny character! xD
    ~j

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    1. Thank you! She definitely does!;)
      -Emma-

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  10. I only cried because of a movie once! (Return of the Jedi)Does that mean I'm not a fangirl of star wars!!!???!?

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    1. By Faye's standards...No....but then again, neither am I.;) Also, you can't take Faye too seriously.;)
      -Emma-

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  11. Lol!! I don't do most of that stuff so I guess I'm not a fangirl 😂
    But I do know of the asdfghjkl ahahahahahhaha sound... XD

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    1. LOL! Yes, it's such an odd sound, but it's definitely a sound.XD
      -Emma-

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  12. Mac and Cheese should totally be a fandom!! ;)

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    1. Right?? The Mac and Cheese fandom begins.;)
      -Emma-

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  13. Lol! Awesome post! XD
    kaitlynrh1

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