I guess Faye will take it from here...
'Sup everyone! Faye here! So, get this. Emma said that my last post was so popular that she was going to let me do a series of posts! EEK! I was dying, but I had enough of my wits to tell her something very important.
I told her she was losing her touch.
(I was the one who told you to make a post in the first place, Faye. I haven't lost my touch if I can-)
I told her something else.
I told her that the Age of Emma was over.
The Age of Faye has just begun.
(Faye. You are not taking over my blog-)
I SAID SHUSH!!!!
I have a series on here and I have a few more ideas of the next couple of episodes. I am so excited! This episode is about my top five things I have to buy IMMEDIATELY! I have decided that "five" will be my signature number! YAY!
THE NUMBER ONE!
A lightsaber. A real, legitimate lightsaber that can cut through anything in all of the galaxy.
Buuuuttt...Unfortunately, those don't exist...or they haven't been found yet. We Star Warsians know the Jedi exist, so their lightsabers must, too.
I'll settle for one of the awesome, legit-looking ones you can buy online. I totally want a green one.
Oh, you're wondering why I have a baking tool as a lightsaber?
IT'S ALL I HAVE, DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
*making lightsaber noises*
*swiping my make-shift lightsaber around*
Back to the post!
THE NUMBER TWO!
The Darth Maul Infinity Figure. I have been wanting him forever, but whenever me and Hailey go to Best Buy, she says I can't buy him because he looks evil.
HE IS EVIL!!!
THE NUMBER THREE!
Any book from Mary Amato! She's one of my new favorite authors! I have read Guitar Notes and now Get Happy, and I need to read more of her books, if she has more! I read Get Happy in, like, four hours, and I cried. I'm still recovering. I read Guitar Notes in a day, and it's one of my favorite books! IT'S SO SAD!!!
THE NUMBER FOUR!
A phone. I don't have a phone yet. I have to SHARE one with Hailey, which is really more like sharing with...
something that can't share...
You may be wondering why I don't have anything to show for this item.
It's 'cuz I don't have a phone.
Look at my hands.
I think it's because Emma can't find a phone plan that will allow, like, sixteen kids to have phones. Emma, you really dropped the ball there.
(IT WAS IMPOSSIB-)I don't need your excuses!!!
THE NUMBER FIVE!
A Loki ring. Oh, you don't seem to know what a Loki ring looks like???
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS! AND I NEEDS IT! If you wanna buy it, here's the link!
Those are my top five things I have to buy! Not including a Jedi Robe and an Ahsoka Tano costume, but anywhoo...
In the words of Master Yoda...
Do...or do not...there is no try.
Not that that has to do with anything right now...I just thought it sounded cool.
SEE YOU ALL LATER!! Because...this is a series. Isn't that right, Emma?
(I'm starting to regret it...)
Stay obsessed, kids!
I hope you enjoyed this post, even though Faye is telling me you guys will, it's hard to tell...
(I am taking over this blog.)
No, you're not.
(Surreeee....keep telling yourself that.)