Saturday, January 7, 2017

Faye Reviews Rogue One *WARNING: FANGIRlING AHEAD*

What's up, peeps?
Faye here, and I'm gonna be talking about Rogue. One. I'm reviewing it, I guess, but it's mainly just gonna be a hodge podge of fangirlness. What can I say?
Really.
What can I say?
I can't say spoilers apparently.
*sigh*
Emma has forbade me from talking about what happens in detail. So for all of you peeps who haven't seen the movie yet, you're in luck. I'm not going to spoil anything. BUT I REALLY WANT TO.
Let's start with the plot!
You know what it's about- Rebels going to get the plans for the Death Star- but that's not all! There's so much about Jyn and her family and stuff about the Death Star's invention! It's so fun and entertaining, but my problem was that it didn't seem Star Wars-y until the last half of the movie.
Regardless, it was still super fun to watch. ^_^
AGHH!!! THE SUN JUST CAME OUT! MY EYESSSS! 
*Emma brings down the blinds*
Anyway, before the SUN SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED MY REVIEW!!! all I'm saying is that it was really good plot-wise. 
Now onto characters!!! MY PRECIOUS BABY CINAMMON ROLLS!
*no shame fangirling* 
Jyn Erso.
Rebel.
Boss.
I dunno. She's just plain awesome.
AND HER AND CASSIAN ARE AMAZE. JUST. I. CAN'T. JUST.
*starts screaming and crying*
AND CHIRRUT IMWE IS THE COOLEST, FUNNIEST CHARACTER. EEPPP!!!
*more screaming*
This whole movie deserves five stars out of five stars.
AMAZING.
LIFE CHANGING.
Watch it if you want your life to be ruined. It's worth it.
W-A-T-C-H  I-T!!!!!!
Oh! And look at this great crystal necklace that I got that looks look like Jyn's necklace!
I lovesss the precioussss... XD
That ends my review, tell me if you've watched Rogue One and if it has ruined your life like it has mine.
And ask me more questions for my Q&A! I will be posting one more post before the Q&A, so make sure to comment your questions on either this post, the previous post, or the one coming to you from the future. LOL!

Stay obsessed, kids.
FAYYYEEEE!

16 comments:

  1. awwwwwwwwwwwww, no spoilers? darn! >:[ XD
    Most crazily, ~Olive

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    2. Right??? Emma has to be such a fandom party pooper!

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  2. I watched it and I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!! It killllllllllllllled meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Jon and Cassian! *dies* 😍❤️ And Chirrut Imwe is amazing! The part where they're putting a bag over his head, and he's like "seriously, I'm blind!" Lol lol lol lol 😂. Great post, Faye! I love meeting other fan girls, even if it's virtual.

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    1. AGHHHHHH!!! OH MY GOODNESS, YES!!! Hahaha! I loved that, too.
      Awesome! So glad you liked it! ^_^

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  3. Yessss, I watched the preciousssss.
    And it was awesome. And awful. And yes, it completely ruined my life. *sniffs*
    BTW, love your POPS!

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    1. The precioussssss....
      Whose life wants ruined? *cries* I mean, like, even the characters...O.o

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  4. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT NEKLACE??!? I LOVES IT!!!

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    1. Emma bought it from Tilly's. Then I stole it from her. XD

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  5. OH MY JELLYBEANS ROGUE ONE. WHAT EVEN LIKE WAT. I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK. GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I CAN'T EVEN. I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN. I CRIED SO HARD I'M JUST NOT MYSELF ANYMORE. *dies*

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    1. *nods*
      *nods*
      Yes. Yes. Yes. I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN BEFORE I EXPLODE!

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  6. ROGUE ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    ITWASSOAMAZINGANDSOSADANDILOVEDIT
    (Although I didn't like that two thirds of the trailer wasn't even in the movie. My dad told me that they re-wrote it last minute.)

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    1. *squeal*
      Yeah, that was really strange...I wish that a lot of it was in the movie. There were some epic shots and lines that we didn't get to see!

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  7. Oh Faye, you're so funny! XD
    ~Gracie
    smileandcraftag.wordpress.com

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  8. Omg this was amazing I totally can relate to you Faye!!!!! I totally ship Jyn and Cassian!!! JASSIAN!!! Runs about screaming*

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  9. I sobbed so hard in the theater but immediately afterwards I wanted to watch it again. And again. And again. HOW MANY MORE WEEKS UNTIL IT COMES OUT ON DISK??? ;)

    ~Lizzy

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